- YEAH I'M OLD, FUCK YOU: Might as well embrace it because there's no way to change it! Got a big birthday on the horizon? Let 'em know you're just happy being vertical because it beats the alternative.
- VERY BEST QUALITY: Blue Q Socks are woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun.
- ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Fits men's shoe size 7-12.
- EASY CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach.
- GIVE BACK: 1 percent of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. They're good people doing great things around the world.