Whiskey River Soap Co. - Soap for The 5th Year, 6 oz, Pseudo-Craft Beer Scented

Scent Name:The 5th Year 5th year? You mean my victory lap! Yeah, that's right.
My parents totally don't get it, but I'm learning mad skills right now.
Shotgun a beer in less than 30 seconds? Yep. While doing a cartwheel? Check.
Know every Four Loko flavor blindfolded? You know I do. Push off loans and
avoid getting a real job? What it's all about, bro. Front Reads: Smells like
re-taking classes and crushing debt And lots of keg stands Back Reads: Victory
lap! Not ready for real life Thinking of a 6th year Scented: Pseudo craft beer
Net Weight: 6oz. Note: Because all soaps are handmade no two bars are
identical.